Who will be the Lingerie Bowl MVP?
It won’t be Jenna Jameson, apparently. Although she’d signed up to be a quarterback in the game – and would undoubtedly have been well padded – her insurance company put the kibosh on the idea. Instead, she will be serving as a commentator.
Interestingly, her insurance company has no problem with Miss Jameson working in the porn industry. It must be cheaper to risk venereal diseases than to risk bruised thighs.
But Jameson isn’t the only big name in the Lingerie Bowl...
*Two of the biggest ’85 Bears around will be in attendance: Jim McMahon will be serving as “Western Conference Head Coach,” and William “The Refrigerator” Perry is being billed as the game’s “8th Wonder.” We are to be prepared for an “explosive performance” from the big man.
*Kato Kaelin will be reporting from the sidelines in a kimono. In reviewing his official biography, I noted that there is no mention of O.J. Simpson – who did, after all, play football – but there is a proud reference to appearing “briefly” in “National Lampoon’s Dorm Daze 2.”
*My girl, Trishelle Cannatella, the commoner queen of reality television (“The Real World,” “The Surreal Life,” “Battle of the Network Reality Stars,” and much, much more), will be playing once again for the NY Euphoria. Excitingly, she has also landed a lead role in “The Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning.”
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Lindsey Roeper will be on the Chicago Bliss! Any relation to Richard?
FOOTBLOG REPLIES: I'm afraid not.
Posted by: Dave | February 1, 2007 10:29 AM