The Sun-Times has asked that we wear navy and orange to work today. Fearful of being labeled B.A. Wiser ("Bad Attitude"), I tried. I truly tried. I knew that there was nothing even in the neighborhood of orange in my closet -- orange pretty much being my skin tone's worst nightmare, with peach running a close second -- but I did find a silk navy top that I used to wear in the '90s, before I surrendered completely to an all-black wardrobe.
The Bears will understand. Won't they?
Ms. Wiser,
If the Colts win, you will be held fully responsible.
-- SCAM
Sorry, but that is a bit pathetic -- if my husband can get suited up in an orange and navy tie, light orange shirt, and navy suit, you can do a little better! Come on! Get something new! Bust out of that black cocoon!