I think I'm already oversaturated. I can now definitively answer the question: Is there any such thing as too much pre-Oscar coverage?
Today, I have seen:
*Joan Rivers fondle an Oscar statuette and say, "If this little guy was equipped with batteries, I'd take him home with me."
*A commercial for M&Ms in which the big yellow candy has overdone the lip collagen. I don't think I hallucinated this.
*Debbie Matenopoulos get felt up by "America's Next Top Model's" Jay Manuel, in a segment ostensibly devoted to creating cleavage.
The TV Guide Channel and the E! Channel have given work to "The View's" Matenopoulos, "The Bachelor's" Chris Harrison, and "American Idol's" Kimberly Caldwell.
If I abruptly leave the blog, you'll know I've been snapped up for spokesmodel duties, too.