This is just a conspiracy theory. But it seems as though there is an agenda tonight -- to fool women into gussying up as ’80s-era whores.
Hear me out. There was the performance of “It’s Hard Out Here for a Pimp,‿ obviously. But we saw the exact same look in two commercials: for Tab energy drink, and on a very garish Beyonce for L’Oreal’s HIP High Intensity Pigments.
Good thing I held onto my electric blue mascara from junior high, and all that Spandex.
The Best Song - the pimp song - was the most fun I've seen at the Oscars and like Jon Stewart said, they brought excitement to the show.