I don't know what's scarier.... Michael Bolton rehearsing in a surgical mask (he was diagnosed with laryngitis) or emerging from a dog house to a bone-wagging Chelsie Hightower. Or Hightower's lame explanation for her crappy choreography. Combine all that with his dismal footwork, forgotten steps and you have the first-ever 3 in the history of the ballroom (total score: 12).
But that was the state of events so far tonight on week 2 of the competition on "Dancing with the Stars."
And can someone explain why Brandy got 7s for her yawn of a jive?
God love Florence Henderson for hanging in there for a quickstep that was very demanding. Proved her age is perhaps not going to stand in her way this season.
Seen in the ballroom: Susan Olsen (Cindy Brady!) and of course, Mama Sarah Palin to cheer for first daughter Bristol!