"Dancing With the Stars" (7 p.m., WLS-Channel 7): Movie theme night! It would be nice to see Pamela Anderson attempt something PG-13.
"Paris Hilton's British Best Friend" (7 p.m., TV Guide Network): Because the American one didn't stick.
"House" (7 p.m., WFLD-Channel 32): A Renaissance enthusiast (rank: knight) falls mysteriously ill.
"Baggage" (8:30 p.m., Game Show Network): In this Jerry Springer show, contestants ask suitors to be honest about their issues.
"Romantically Challenged" (8:30 p.m., WLS-Channel): "Friends" + "Will & Grace" - hit status = this 2 ½ star sitcom with Alyssa Milano.
"American Experience: Earth Days" (9 p.m., WTTW-Channel 11): Beginning with the first Earth Day in 1970, Stewart Brand, Paul Erlich and Hunter Lovins pioneered the modern environmental movement. Toast it with tap water.