In some ways, "American Idol" is like the military: The judges apparently need to break you down before they build you up. And so our wannabes found themselves herded into three rooms at the Kodak Theatre to wait for news that would, in all likelihood, be bad. Among the indignities they suffered: a patronizing Ryan Seacrest, and violently loud carpet.

Really, producers. Would it kill you to give them chairs?

So far, the real heartbreaker for me has been the dismissal of sweet Hope Johnson, who grew up with six sisters and a brother. "I didn't know we were poor," she said. "I thought a lot of kids didn't eat dinner."

Her audition song was the touching "I Hope You Dance," and I couldn't help but thinking: This is what "American Idol" should be about.

I love that Michael Lynche was the first top 24 finalist announced. Not only is he a snazzy dresser, but he called Simon "Sir." Who wouldn't love this guy? Missing his daughter's birth was almost too much.

And Didi Benami -- I've never seen anyone with nerves that are so endearing. Now that she's in the top 24, however, I would like to buy her some waterproof mascara.

Katelyn Epperly of Chicago has stood out from me from the beginning as someone with star quality. She could be a pop star based on her curly hair alone. She's in.

Casey James of Cool, Texas, also made the top 24. He is CRAZY hot. I have no idea if he can sing.

Sixteen-year-old Aaron Kelly made the cut, and got extra points from me for calling Ellen "Ma'am." The tween vote has officially been cornered.

Go Lee DeWyze of Mt. Prospect! I think I may throw my lot in with him. I like them a little rough around the edges. If I may offer some style advice, however: The hoodie coupled with your jacket has a white piping effect, calling to mind "The Love Boat's" Julie McCoy.

Todrick Hall, who co-starred with Fantasia in "The Color Purple" on Broadway, made the top 24. I hope he sticks around for a while; he's entertaining even when he's not singing.