"Rudolph's Shiny New Year" (7 p.m., WLS-Channel 7): Red Skelton, Frank Gorshin and Morey Amsterdam are just a few of the sexy names involved in this non-Christmas special.

"Kennedy Center Honors" (8 p.m., WBBM-Channel 2): Honorees include Mel Brooks, Dave Brubeck, Grace Bmbry, Robert De Niro and Bruce Springsteen. The bigger question: Who will crash the party?

"One Big Happy Family" (8 p.m., TLC): Each of the Coles family weighs more than 300 pounds. They're happy because Jillian Michaels hasn't been brought in to yell at them yet.

"Better Off Ted" (8:30 p.m., WLS-Channel 7): Veronica's (Portia Rossi's) magician lover Mordor is back!

"Tabatha's Salon Takeover" (9 p.m., Bravo): She takes command of the Chicago Male salon, contending with an absentee owner, and inefficient manager and unprofessional staffers. Horrors!