SATURDAY

"Top 20 Most Shocking" (7 p.m., truTV): The theme for these videos is "Worst Days on the Job," including the day a raging flood wiped out an entire office.

"Ghost Town" (8 p.m., SyFy): Remember the internet's "lonelygirl15"? Her real name is Jessica Rose, and she stars in this TV movie about a busload of college students who take a wrong turn.

"When We Were Beautiful" (8 p.m., Showtime): This rockumentary follows Bon Jovi on their 2008 concert tour and behind the scenes.

"The Things With Two Heads" (9 p.m., WCIU-Channel 26): How can you not love Svengoolie? This weekend he brings you this 1972 gem about Ray Milland and Rosey Grier sharing a body.

"Saturday Night Live" (10:30 p.m., WMAQ-Channel 5): A rerun of the Megan Fox show. A must-watch if you missed new castmember Jenny Slate flubbing with the "f" word, but I'm guessing they'll edit that out this time.

SUNDAY

"Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Choo Choo Express" (6 p.m., Disney Channel): Mickey imports some snow from Mistletoe Mountain in this new Christmas special. You heard that right - Christmas special.

"5000 Miles From Home" (6 p.m., WTTW-Channel 11): Bob Sirott narrates the stories of Italian-American WWII veterans from the Chicago area.

"Desperate Housewives" (8 p.m., WLS-Channel 7): Catfight alert! Teri Hatcher and Dana Delany get into it.

"My Antonio" (9 p.m., VH1): In the finale, will Antonio Sabato Jr. choose nurse Brooke or makeup artist Miranda for everlasting love?

"Arrested Development" (9 p.m., Independent Film Channel): A movie is rumored to be in the works for the genius series that gave us Will Arnet and Michael Cera. For now, enjoy reruns.