Until I have established my own disco-ball awards, TV.com's are the next best thing. Here are the results of their online poll, which had 6 million votes. Any quibbles?

BEST MUSIC: Flight of the Conchords

BEST FASHION: Mad Men

WORST PRODUCT PLACEMENT: American Idol

MOST TIRED PREMISE: Reality Dating

SHOWS YOU KNOW STINK WITHOUT EVEN WATCHING: The Celebrity Apprentice

MOST DISTURBING TREND: Semi-Scripted Reality TV

BEST TOUR DE FORCE: - Drea de Matteo in Desperate Housewives

BEST TV THAT TEACHES: Mythbusters

BEST CAST TO GRAB A BEER WITH: 30 Rock

THE REMAKE YOU'D MOST LIKE TO SEE: Facts of Life

SNAPPIEST CATCHPHRASE: "Legen...dary!" Barney, How I Met Your Mother

BEST KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR: Ziva David, NCIS

BEST SIDEKICK: Dwight Schrute, The Office

REALITY STARS YOU WISH WEREN'T REAL: Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag

CHARACTERS YOU WISH WOULD KISS ALREADY: Bones and Booth, Bones

MOST OBVIOUSLY DOOMED COUPLE: - Katherine and Mike, Desperate Housewives

BEST HAIR - GUYS: The Jonas Brothers, JONAS

BEST HAIR - GALS: Alex Russo, Wizards of Waverly Place

CHARACTERS THAT NEED A SPIN-OFF: Barney, How I Met Your Mother

SEXIEST COUPLE: Chuck and Blair, Gossip Girl