Seems like "Dancing with the Stars" missed a priceless moment last night .... radaronline.com has video of what we DIDN'T see during the show's broadcast Monday night... ringside guest Paula Abdul's fingernails and toenails. All 20 digits were decked out with Simon Cowell's face. Yep, and what lovely portraits of Cowell they are!
Seems like she was paying tribute to her former "American Idol" pal in honor of his recent 50th birthday bash in London.

Odd, even by Paula Abdul, uhm, standards.