One awkward kiss deserves another.... and so it went tonight on "Dancing with the Stars" as Kelly Osbourne followed up Donny Osmond's goofy kiss of judge Bruno Tonioli, by planting a mighty powerful kiss on the unsuspecting lips of her pro partner Louis Van Amstel at the very end of their sultry samba. Poor Louis, he just stood there and licked his wound... seemed like he may have actually cut his bottom lip from the force of Osbourne's smooch. And what was that expression on the face of Osbourne's boyfriend Luke Worrall in the gallery? He didn't seem to appreciate the kiss much. Nope, not much. Nope.
At the end of the night it was mighty Mya at the top of the leaderboard, not that it's an exciting board to top so far this season. But she did turn in the best dance of the night.
Poor Debi Mazar, her boa-inspired (that's feathers, not snakes) skirt was as ridiculous as her dance steps tonight. Alas poor Maks Schmerkovskiy is probably headed for the exit in the next two weeks. That's because Tom De Lay will go home Tuesday night. I know he's wounded (stress fractures of the feet) but he is just not that interesting or fun to watch, regardless of what Carrie Ann Inaba says.
Prediction for Tuesday night's elimination: Tom De Lay. But watch out Debi Mazar!