"Good Morning America" (7 a.m., WLS-Channel 7): The contestants for next season's "Dancing With the Stars" will be announced before 9. Tori Spelling's husband is rumored to be in the running. Might I suggest her mother Candy, as well?
"E! News" (6 p.m., E!): I feel dirty just telling you this, but Jon Gosselin's girlfriend - this is the one who's the daughter of the doctor who gave Kate her tummy tuck - confides in Giuliana Rancic about whether she's ever had a lesbian affair. Sample quote: "I'm not some fame whore."
"Glenn Martin, D.D.S." (7 p.m., Nickelodeon): Please do not mistake this for an actual recommendation.
"Dating in the Dark" (8 p.m., WLS-Channel 7): What can you surmise about a guy by looking at his car? An alternative to the "What's your hot dog topping" approach to dating.

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