"Today" (7 a.m., WMAQ-Channel 5): She says. Meredith Vieira has Kate Gosselin's first interview since her husband decided to search for his lost 20s.

"E! News" (6 p.m., E!): He says. Jon Gosselin confides in Giuliana Rancic about what it's like to be in America's doghouse. The first of two nights. Bonus: Ryan Seacrest talks with the other woman - well, one of the other women - scandal sheet Method reporter Kate Major.

"Witless Protection" (7:15 p.m., Showtime 2): Larry the Cable Guy and an FBI witness (Ivana Milicevic) tussle with "crooked federal agents, quack doctors and Chicago high society." How could it miss?

"Jon & Kate Plus 8" (8 p.m., TLC): Might as well make a day of it.

"The Nine Lives of Marion Barry" (8 p.m., HBO): Local politicians could learn a few things.