SATURDAY

"Keyshawn Johnson: Tackling Design" (11 a.m., A&E): The NFL ego has turned interior designer, and isn't afraid to take on a client who asks for Old Hollywood.

"Harper's Island" (8 p.m., WBBM-Channel 2): Season/series finale. Find out who the killer is. Can't be Abby's dad, because they killed him off. Can't be Abby's on-again off-again boyfriend, because that would be so "Scream." Theories?

"Eli Stone" (9 p.m., WLS-Channel 7): Season/series finale. Eli has a vision that leads him to believe a loved one will die in a plane crash. At least the show's not going out with a whimper.

"Berserk" (9 p.m., WCIU-Channel 50): Svengoolie's selection this week is 1967's traveling-circus murder mystery. Star Joan Crawford was on the board of directors for Pepsi-Cola at the time, so watch for the gratuitous ad.

SUNDAY

"Meteor" ( 8 p.m., WMAQ-Channel 5): Put things in perspective with this miniseries about "an extinction event," or doomageddon. It stars Marla Sokoloff, Christopher Lloyd, Jason Alexander, Billy Campbell and Michael Rooker. The two-parter finishes next Sunday.

"Drop Dead Diva" (8 p.m., Lifetime): What happens when a hot shallow blond dies and returns to earth in the form of a "real-sized" lawyer? Luckily assistant Margaret Cho can help her bluff in the courtroom. Upcoming guest stars include Paula Abdul, Elliott Gould, Liza Minnelli, Delta Burke and Tim Gunn. WARNING: Blondes may be offended.