SATURDAY

"My Boss's Daughter" (2 p.m., Comedy Central): Ever wonder why Ashton Kutcher is considered a big deal? This 2003 flop, co-starring Tara Reid, only deepens the mystery.

"Legend of the Seeker" (4 p.m., WGN-Channel 9): Season finale. I couldn't resist this synopsis: "Darken Rahl and his Mord'Sith interrupt Richard and Kahlan just as they are preparing to unleash the power of Orden."

"Harper's Island" (8 p.m., WBBM-Channel 2): This slashtastic episode is titled "Sploosh." That can't be good.

SUNDAY

"Never Give Up: A Tribute to Warner Saunders" (7:30 a.m., WMAQ-Channel 5): The recently retired newsman looks back over his 40-year career in Chicago television. Repeats on Monday at 4:30 p.m.

"Million Dollar Password" (7 p.m., WBBM-Channel 2): If you were competing, would you rather have William Shatner or Aisha Tyler as your partner? Here's to Team Tyler.

"National Memorial Day Concert" (7 p.m., WTTW-Channel 11): Gary Sinise and Joe Mantegna host the salute to our military. The eclectic guest roster includes Colin L. Powell, Dianne Wiest and Katharine McPhee.

"Storm Stories" (7 p.m., The Weather Channel): Relive last February's tornado season in Oklahoma, and mourn for the town of Lone Grove.

"The Last Templar" (8 p.m., WMAQ-Channel 5): If you missed this lame Mira Sorvino actioner the first time around, there was probably a good reason for it.

"Diamonds" (8 p.m., WLS-Channel 7): Judy Davis stars in the miniseries about the African diamond trade and its global repercussions. Tagline: "They cost more than you think."

"Devil's Pond" (8 p.m., Lifetime): Ever wonder why Tara Reid is a big deal? This 2003 movie, about a man (Kip Pardue) plotting his wife's death, only deepens the mystery.