If only double-eliminations were possible.
Let's face it, there's no way Steve Wozniak and Steve-O are gonna win "Dancing with the Stars." They have given it their all, but now it's time to exit the ballroom with grace. Kudos to the Woz for earning a "10" the lowest score in the history of "DWTS." Way to go. And Steve-O,well what can I say? He makes Master P look good. Gee, wonder what two dancers are ending up in that awful "Dance Off" Tuesday night?
At the other end of the spectrum, major kudos to Gilles, Melissa, Shawn, Lil Kim, Lawrence for outstanding performances! Looks like the season is shaping up to be one of the most competitive in "DWTS" history. And here's to Ty Murray for giving it his best game --- and for "saving" partner Chelsie from what could have been a very bad fall. It was as smooth a moment as you're apt to see in a professional ballroom anywhere.
Here's to the results show....
Prediction: The Woz is outta there.


It looks like the judges pummeling of Steve has been answered. They pretty much guaranteed his success by angering anyone with a sense of fairness. He may not dance well, but he is a better person than any of the judges.
Mark
I totally agree. The judges were just bizarre last night! Len was ridiculous when he said Denise Richards' awful dancing was a "good job." HUH? And it's obvious they want the Woz outta there. Not that he's a great dancer, or even a good dancer. He really can't dance. But that's no excuse for the judging panel to react as if they had just seen the most horrible dance in the history of dance. Woz gave it his best shot. He'll probably be in the dance-off tonight. Will be curious to see if he's ultimately voted off. He's got a big geek squad voting for him!
I think the judges were cruel and as rude as you could ever be to someone.I had rather be spit in the face than talked to like he was talked to. He was totally humiliated in front of millions. Carrie Ann use to have a little heart, but now I think she has let the job go to her head. This is a competition, and to have a little fun, but not dog someone so low that it is heart breaking. Right now I think the judges need a attitude adjustment. Thank You Pam
Miriam:
I totally agree with everything you said today. Its a 5 team race for the trophy with TY being a long shot. He looked good in the slow stuff but can he perform the more quick Latin or the quick step. L.T. is smooth and could be a spoiler we will have to wait and see what happens from here. Melissa , Shawn , Little Kim and Giles are smooth. Good bye Steve Wozniak! Great critque. I will toon in every week to read your column.