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Blame it on the rhumba

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It's halftime on "Dancing with the Stars," the midpoint of this season's competition, and still there is little to be excited about. Even on the "hottest night of the season" as Latin dance night is billed, there was little sizzle to be had amid all the attempts at the sensuous rhumba and sexy-playful samba.

Cutting to the chase, Priscilla Presley's costume was positively horrendous. Her rhumba wasn't much better. Gotta hand it to her, though, the 62-year-old did the splits! The judges looked positively bored and she only managed 21 points.

Cristian de la Fuente is one hot, hot, hot Latin, but his rhumba failed to ignite any heat. Score: 23 points. Jason Taylor was just gorgeous as he navigated the romantic rhumba and snagged an impressive 27 points. But it was princess Kristi Yamaguchi who soared through her dynamic rhumba to a score of 29 points. Judge Len Goodman had "3 words" for her performance: "Fab U Lous!"

Over on the samba end of things, it was one big yawn. Shannon Elizabeth was almost unrecognizable underneath heavy HEAVYmakeup and wig, and her samba was equally unrecognizable. 23 points was all the leggy one could muster. Things started to percolate when Mario delivered a sultry samba, thanks to some pretty heady advice he got earlier in the week from superstar Stevie Wonder who told him to "Let your soul dance." Sounds like a great title for a new song, Stevie.

The night's biggest thrill and saddest moments were reserved for Marissa Jaret Winokur and Marlee Matlin. Winokur danced her bloomin' heart out as Len would probably say, shaking everything she had for a fabulous samba. The judges robbed her of what should have been a round of 7s, giving the perky plus-sized firecracker a measly 24 points. The audience rightfully booed in disbelief. Marlee Matlin was nothing short of inspiring during her samba, earning a standing-O for her valiant effort. The samba is the slowest ballroom dance, commanding precise rhythm; there's no place to hide if that rhythm is off. And if a dancer can't hear the music, it's almost impossible to sustain the dance's incredibly hard movements. Matlin's hearing impairment alas was her downfall as she slipped and tripped through the difficult dance. But she's a champ for staying with it and standing tall as she received her score of 22. The judges all praised her efforts. GO MARLEE!!

What were you looking at? Karina Smirnoff, decked out in her skimpy "Big Bird" feathered frock totally looked the part of a Carnivale queen. And her spray-on tan was the deepest (read: ridiculous) of the night, calling to mind that episode of "Friends" where Ross gets sprayed so many times in the tanning booth that his white teeth actually glowed. What is with the fake tan craze? There's tan and then there's varnished. Ladies, ease up a bit already.

Samantha Harris Stupid Moment: Drats!! There was none.

Quip of the night: "There's more bounce to the ounce." Judge Len Goodman, happily praising Marissa's samba prowess.

Prediction for Tuesday night's elimination: I'm as big a fan of Elvis as there is, but Priscilla has got to leave the building.

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delaburke-boring, out of sync with each other, they both act like they are running out of energy. Marissa is trying so hard as well as Marlee. the best peformance were by jason, mario and kristi.

Blame it on fast fingers on the keyboard. Meant to type "a round of 9's". Marissa deserved much, much better than 24 points.
Also, we prefer "plus-size" rather than "larger."
And yes, Marissa's costume was not at all flattering or gorgeous.

Once again, you and I are essentially on the same page. But of course there are differences, or why bother commenting? Right? LOL

Priscilla's outfit was bad, but equally bad was Marissa's. Don't the costumers have ANY idea how to dress a larger lady? That girl has sex appeal to spare, but that dress did her no favors.

You're also right about Shannon being almost unrecognizable, but boy, did she look HOT! Also, is it just me, or are she and Derek quite obviously falling for each other?

Lastly, I think your math is off. If Marissa deserved a "round of 7s", then she wasn't robbed, they gave her 8s. If you meant round of 9s, then I completely agree.

Keep up the insightful commentary.

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