Do you have a bad road construction story? Did two hours on the Dan Ryan make you miss your sister's wedding three years ago? Are you expecting worse from upcoming construction on the Eisenhower? We're eager to hear your tales, especially as work starts on the Ike April 1 at the same time as work starts on the Congress Bridge.

My worst ordeals in traffic always involve babies -- i.e., a baby who needs a change, or a bottle, and can't get one because I can't get off the stupid expressway.