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Taking a break from the grim transit news....

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It takes a sense of humor to drive in Chicago, what with the soul-killing traffic jams and the broad range of stupidity/rudeness other drivers exhibit on the road.

That said, "How to Drive Like a Moron" offers some sage advice on the proper ways to conduct yourself in any traffic situation.

Stuff like:
"Feel free to give other drivers the middle finger at will. If they do it back, wait until you get to the next red light, get out of your car and beat the living crap out of them."

And, taking a page from the Britney Spears school of driving:
"Whenever possible, children should sit on your lap."

There's a lot more where that came from on the site, if you're looking for a laugh.

Are there any bad driving behaviors you'd add to the list?

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