If you ride buses and trains often enough, you're bound to see and hear some strange things.
I, for instance, recently heard a guy breaking up with his girlfriend on a Red Line train. It was awful because the guy had to keep repeating himself because it was too noisy. Why he couldn't wait a few stops is beyond me.
And while telling someone 'it's not you, it's me," over the phone is bad enough, making your girlfriend ask for clarification during a breakup is just wrong.
What are your travel tales? If they're good, they might end up in the paper.