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Rahm makes Letterman's Top Ten List: "Emanuel is Nuts"

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WASHINGTON--When you go to Google News and type in "Rahm" what pops up first is "Rahm Emanuel shower," a reference to the Rep. Eric Massa (D-NY) saga, which has yet to run its course. Ouch.

The Washington Post Wednesday story about how business is notreally done in the nude in the House and Senate gyms.

David Letterman is the latest to pile on.

Top Ten Signs Rahm Emanuel Is Nuts, from Tuesday's "Late Show" on CBS


10.Every morning takes a leak off the Truman balcony

9.President Obama smokes cigarettes; Rahm eats them

8.Spotted today at Toyota dealership

7.He's leaving Obama to become a special advisor to Richard Nixon

6.In a fit of rage, he snapped Dennis Kucinich in half

5.Changing his name to Rahm Emanuel Lewis

4.Refers to every cabinet official as "Clarkie"

3.Recently got into heated policy debate with his stapler

2.You mean, besides walking around D.C. naked?

1.Even Andy Dick is telling him to chill

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These are just girly men hitting on their employees and each other. We elected them, and "they won."

YES, THOSE MEN WON. LET IT GO.

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