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"The Night Before Christmas" by Senator Roland W. Burris

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the Senate
The Right held up our health bill, no matter what was in it.

The people had voted - they mandated reform -
But Republicans blew off the gathering storm.

"We'll clog up the Senate!" they cried with a grin,
"And in midterm elections, we'll get voted in!"

They knew regular folks needed help right this second -
But fundraisers, lobbyists and politics beckoned.

So, try as they might, Democrats could not win
Because their majority was simply too thin.

Then, across every state there arose such a clatter
The whole Senate rushed out to see what was the matter!

All sprang up from their desks and ran from the floor
Straight through the cloakroom, and right out the door.

And what in the world could be quite this raucous?
But a mandate for change! The Democratic Caucus!

The President, the Speaker, and of course Leader Reid
Had answered the call in our hour of need.

More rapid than eagles the provisions they came,
And they whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:

"Better coverage! Cost savings! A strong public plan!
Accountable options? We say 'yes we can!'

No exclusions or charges for pre-existing conditions!
Let's pass a bill that restores competition!"

The Democrats all came together to fight
For the American people, that Christmas Eve night.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard under the dome -
The roll call was closed! It was time to go home!

Despite the obstructionist tactics of some,
The filibuster had broken - the people had won!

A good bill was ready for President Obama,
Ready to sign, and end health care drama.

And Democrats exclaimed, as they drove out of sight:
"Better coverage for all, even our friends on the right!"

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this midget is an embarrassment to our state...

good thing bobbi "black panther" rush did his best race hustling to get him in


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