U.S. swimmer and Olympic relay gold medalist Ricky Berens is the latest victim of a shoddily constructed swimsuit. He tore the back of his swimsuit, exposing his backside right before he jumped in the pool for the qualifying heat of the 4x100 relay freestyle Sunday during the World Swimming Championships in Rome.

"I kind of freaked out for just a second," Berens told reporters. "I felt like [the hole] was almost down to my knees. I felt like I was putting on a pretty good show."

Luckily, the malfunction didn't slow him down too much. His relay team qualified for the finals and won.

Those looking for a more detailed photo gallery of the incident will find everything their NSFW hearts desire at the Huffington Post.

Mr. Chi City's NSFW day on the floor at a Bulls game

Yes, the Bulls season is done, though they did go out on a high note after battling the Celtics in a playoff series for the ages.

But that can't stop us from enjoying what must be one of the happiest fans to EVER place butt on seat at the United Center. Mr. Chi City has given us a look at his day as he gets floor seats and tells everybody about it.

After that there's a continuous running commentary of pretty much everything - and some pretty good smack talk for some Celtics.

Oh, and of course the mackin'.

The season ended on a loss, but Mr. Chi City is a winner, no doubt. Hope he enjoyed his ice cream.

And if you're wondering if this cat's for real, here's a chat he had with metallungies.com that seems to prove he is. Holla! LOL! Too good.