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Jay Cutler's 80s Dance Party is going to be great

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From the "words we never thought would be strung together" file, Jay Cutler is hosting an 80s dance party and we're all invited.

The 21+ Jay Cutler Foundation charity event is coming to Joe's on Weed on July 18 and the lineup couldn't be more exciting. Self-described "jackasses in women's clothing" 80s tribute band The Breakfast Club will be headlining along with a special appearance by the original "Caribbean Queen," Billy Ocean.

While you have to assume Jay will be taking the stage to sing with Billy, here's hoping he doesn't stop there.

The 5 80s Karaoke Cuts We Hope Jay Cutler Sings

Pat Benatar - Hit Me With Your Best Shot

It's a contract year, so maybe Jay will have a little swagger to his step.

Queen - Under Pressure

Assume Jay will menacingly stare at his offensive line the entire time he's singing this one.

Tom Sawyer - Rush

Jay has always come off as the type of guy who is way into Rush.

Billy Idol - Rebel Yell

Between Smokin' Jay Cutler and supposedly drinking a beer while feeding his kid, Jay is a rebel to the core.

Whitney Houston - I Wanna Dance With Somebody

Done at the behest of Kristin Cavallari, because every 26-year-old loves this song.

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