Nothing you ever do will measure up to this photo.
Daily Mail photographer Mark Pain captured this errant shot from Tiger Woods just before it crashed into his camera Sunday.
After smacking into the lens, the ball struck Pain's chest before coming to rest at his feet. Apparently, neither Woods nor caddie Steve Williams had a problem with Pain's positioning.
The shot's execution? Well, that's another story.
The image, which is making the rounds -- in fact, check your inbox, someone may have already forwarded it to you -- is full of fun eye-spys.