Take it up with his wife, supermodel Gisele Bundchen.
The New England Patriots quarterback was asked about the locks, which are noticeably longer than in seasons past, on a radio show earlier this week.
Specifically, if there's anything out there that would make him cut the mane.
"Ah, you'll have to speak with my wife about that," Brady replied.
So, perhaps, the two-time Super Bowl MVP doesn't wear the pants in that relationship.
Poor guy, huh?