During last night's Yankees-Twins game, all intrepid YES reporter Kimberly Jones was trying to do was interject a little flavor of Target Field into the broadcast.
The plan was so simple. They'd cut to her report about a pork chop on a stick during a Jim Thome at-bat. She'd talk about the delicious fare the stadium is serving and throw it back to the booth.
But danger loomed close by, in the form of a beer-fueled man so hungry for both meat and attention that he had no problem taking a bite of a three-inning old prop pork chip on live television.
Sure, ballpark prices are a bit out of control, but this seems a little desperate.