We're a mere 29 hours from the Super Bowl's kickoff.
It can not come soon enough, because it looks like those covering the Big Game in Miami have completely exhausted their pregame angles.
Evidence: this story about Jessica Alba that moved on the Super Bowl wire.
It seems the beautiful young actress is not flattered by the reports that a Chinese woman is having plastic surgery to look more like Alba. This is apparently a (misguided) attempt to win her lover back.
"If somebody loves you, they'll love you no matter what," Alba, who is in town for the game, said.
No word yet any crazed Colts fan going under the knife to look like Peyton Manning.