I've never had reason to attend a hockey game at the University of Alaska-Fairbanks.
That all changed this morning, when this ridiculous video was brought to my attention. Apparently, this is the pre-game introduction played at the Carlson Center before the Nanooks get their skate on.
If you've ever decried the lack of polar-bears-nuking-the-world videos in this world, your day has come.
If it doesn't get you pumped up, you need to check your pulse. If it does, stay tuned for road-trip-to-Alaska details.