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As if President Obama weren't having enough issues lately, Afghanistan escalation, dropping public opinion numbers, the Nobel Peace Prize, etc., Now comes the left field oddity he probably never could have predicted: Tiger Woods.

The January Golf Digest cover story, 10 Tips Obama can Take From Tiger, was written over the summer and the issue went to press in November before Tiger's world fell apart, but it's still sure to be fodder for late-night jokes for a time.

An interesting quote from the issue:

"Woods is a good role model ... because he has always been able to pull himself together after setbacks. Woods never does anything that would make himself look ridiculous."

The idea was that Obama could take a page from the master tactician's golf game in dealing with adversity. Let's just all hop that the extreme crisis management Tiger's working on right now isn't a skill the president has to put into use anytime soon.

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Tiger’s tale gets more interesting every day.
Check out “Drive Like the Tiger” at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nc1VwJOb9Y

Two black guys, one the Gofer, the other, the Manchurian Howdy Doody Saul Alinsky Chicago thug puppet that is going around masquerading as our president telling lies at every stop of the way, each has had a great opportunity to help, teach and show young kids the right road to travel, but each has failed, and each is a total disgrace to our culture.

It looks like tiger is doing something to obama. Its a sad picture because it shows how glorified tiger was and how unjustified that was. I am appalled at his behavior. He is now known to me as tiger woodie. He is a tiger thats fer sure. Its ashame to do that to such a loyal wife. I think the problem with cheating is the breach of trust not the act itself. So if he could have just said hey wife, I am not satisfied and discuss having an open relationship, would have been smart, given the public figure he knows he is.

Also, he says that everyone has the right to privacy and just because he is an athlete, that he shouldnt be scrutinized. He makes his money both by being an endorser which is putting a public reputation onto a product(his choice) and becoming a professional golfer(a public celebrity).

He makes millions of dollars each year by being a celebrity so if you are a celebrity you have to be willing to take the scrutinization if you do something wrong. You cant have it both ways buddy, and for all the money you got, you cant expect to be insulated as a low key citizen of the US.

I remember when Charles Barkley was always upset when someone complained about him, thinking they had no right to do so.

Get a grip tiger, you deserve all the problems you have, and dont act like you should be a private citizen when you make this money as being a public celebrity. You make the money and this is part of your job.

what are they really looking at??

Hunter, a quick observation: You're a bigot. Why do you bring up that they are 2 black guys? What does that have to do with anything. That statement alone is offensive enough for me. If it were G.W. and John Daly on the cover, would you have mentioned that they were 2 white guys? Probably not. That makes you a bigot. Period.

Also, Obama isn't masquerading as our president, he IS our President. Elected in a fair and decisive election. I am a 23 year military member and I serve to ensure that we have the right to freely elect who we want. Majority wins ya know.

telling lies at every stop on the way? Really? Really? G.W. and Cheney never did that?

A little insight on how our electoral process works. When Americans go to the polls, they do a "before and after" evaluation. I know you must like the Republicans, but they took over when this nation was relatively prosperous and we were enjoying a period of peace. And we had a budget surplus. After several years of Republican leadership, things got worse. Like it or not (whether its the Repubs fault or not) if things are worse than when a party took control to begin with, Americans will vote that party out of office. Sorry, that's just the way the door swings here. Deal with it. You really thought the public was going to say, "Gee after all this, I really think we need a few more years of Conservative leadership?" C'mon. You shouldn't be surprised.

Your party lost. It happens. GET OVER IT!! You conservatives are acting like a bunch of whiny, sniveling, spoiled crybabies because your guy lost and it's getting a bit embarrassing. Stop it already. You don't always get to win.

2 quick suggestions for you: 1. Wake up! 2. Grow up!

Obama is to politics what Tiger is to family life - it's all about "me."

Other than taking fitness & golf tips there isn't anymore to get. One could look at hypnosis to eat healthy and lose weight. I highly recommend it. Try this award winning hypnosis audio here: http://goodkarmatoday.info

I feel sorry for Tiger, see as a black man dominating the most predjudice sport in the world! He failed, when I read these comments of the cowards who don't put there names it sickens me. I try to teach my son how not to be a coward like you people!!!!

WOW!!! Can you believe the cover of the January 2010 edition of the Golf Digest Magazine?

10 Tips Obama Can Take From Tiger.

- How To Outsmart Your Spouse
- 1 Wood Load It And Let It Go!
- Ranking America's Best New Tramp
- Play The Field On TNA U.S. Open Challenge P. 69

http://www.cpetrou.com/golf/

Synchronicity can not only be sometimes funny but downright cautionary.

Show me a man who has not cheated on his wife or thought about it and I will show you a picture of God.

Hey Hunter. Nice comment on our President. I surprised you're able to make it in between your klan meetings.

Hunter, we had a Manchurian Howdy Doody president. Don't you remember your buddy W? Think he ever made a decision about anything with out Dick's or Daddy's instructions? Notice how he's ducked out of public view so quickly? He couldn't wait! As for the bigotry, look at Mark Sanford, Elliot Spitzer, Bill Clinton, Mark Foley, and Larry Craig--all white examples of infidelity and or poor judgement.

Tiger's biggest mistake? Getting married! I'm not anti-marriage, quite the opposite. But when you're on of the world's greatest athletes, and you love the ladies, why settle down? No single man, who's known to whore it out, has caught flack like Tiger.

This makes the perfect stocking stuffer - thanks Golf Digest !

Tiger Woods is 1/2 Japanese, yet nobody calls him a Japanese man. Have you black worshipers got something against Japanese people? Damn Racists! Obama is 1/2 Caucasian & quite a bit middle eastern. His African ancestry comes only from one grandmother & is less that the 6% required to lawfully claim "black" yet nobody calls him Caucasian or Arabic. Why not? Damn racists!

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In the new international development of corporation (IDC).


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adjacent to all the rivers
with 100 km.

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arms forces and semi government
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in all the backward countries of the world.
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autonomous bodies.
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collaborations with the suggested institutions.
Roads and bridges
Industrial zones
Housing projects
Car, bus and truck industries
Agriculture projects
Schools, colleges and universities
Hospitals and nursing training institutes
Poultry fish and cattle farm training institutes
Paper sugar and furniture industries
Textile and garment industries
Milk powder and tin pack fruit industries
Ghee oil and soap industries
Electronic and electric industries
Engineering industries
Steel railway aero plane and shipping industries
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To bring an agriculture and industrial revolution, the following
regulations would be implemented
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be given following concessions instantly.
1) All the new and old agriculture and technical institutes would be
from all kind of taxes i-e income Tex, sales tax and property tax
2) In America, all technical and agricultural training institutes
would get 50% investment from federal and provincial governments
3) Free books would be provided to students studying in these
institutes of international stand red.
4) All the expenses of students studying in these institutes would be
borne by the federal and provincial governments.
5) New courses of international stand red would be planned to teach in
these agricultural and technical institutes.
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During the next seven years in America, the foiling rules and
regulations would be observed to install one million wind mills and
one million off shore tide tribunes.
In the result of implanting the suggested plan, besides a large scale
of production of pollution free electrical energy, there will be great
development in employment, agriculture and industry
1) Federal and states government would announce no tax on wind mills
and off shore tide tribunes.
2) To install wind mills and off shore tide tribunes the federal and
states governments provide free land near off shore.
3) To act upon the above mentioned plan, the federal and states
governments America would announce to provide 50% capital to initiate
the business.
Plan no 14.

During the next seven years in America, the foiling rules and regulations would be observed to install one million wind mills and one million off shore tide tribunes.
In the result of implanting the suggested plan, besides a large scale of production of pollution free electrical energy, there will be great development in employment, agriculture and industry
Federal and states government would announce no tax on wind mills and off shore tide tribunes.
To install wind mills and off shore tide tribunes the federal and states governments provide free land near off shore.
To act upon the above mentioned plan, the federal and states governments America would announce to provide 50% capital to initiate the business.
Plan no 15

To develop agriculture, industry and business to increase production and to provide employment resources, the following rules and regulations would be implemented.
There would be a 50% tax relief to all factories, mills, schools, colleges and universities and commercial institutions, which are working in double shifts. The number of workers the second shift would be equal to the workers in the first shift.
In America , all federal and state government factories, mills, schools, colleges universities and all commercial institutions would be given 100% tax relief , which are running on triple shifts i.e. 24-hours,in such cases, the number of workers in second and third shifts should be equal to the number of first shift.
All the exporters in America, increase their exports in comparison to last year by 50%, would get 50%tax relief.
Those exporters who would double their exports 100% in comparison to last year would get 100% tax relief by the government.

Plan no 16
To develop agriculture industry trade and export and tourism in America, I recommend the following implementations.
1) For building new industries the federal and states governments shall provide free land to the local and foreign industrialists.
2) after the acquisition of land the industrialists shall have to start production within the first year, and till 20 years the industrialists shall have to start production within first year., and till 20 years the industrialists shall not be able to either close or sell their industries. And after that they will become the complete owners.
3) Similarly for building agro industries, federal and states governments shall provide free land.
A)dairy farms (b)poultry farms(c) cattle farms(d)fish farms (e)feed industries(f)fruit farms (g)tin pack fruit industry(h)milk powder industry (I )ghee oil and soap industry(j)biscuit and sweet industry(k)cold drink and juices industry(l)fertilizer industry(m)insecticide industry
4) government of America under new policy should provide counter trade(barter)facility for import and export to the rest of the world
Plan no 17.
To promote agriculture industry, trade, tourism and employment in America 50- thousand latest super stores with following rules and regulations would be installed.
1) in America, in the private sector, the federal and states governments would provide free land of 4- canals 8-kanals,16-kanals and 32-kanals area to install these super stores in different motor ways linking big and small cities.
In these latest super stores, all the necessities of life should be sold in whole sale and retail sale with 10% prophet only.
a)vetables,fruit and grains,flour,rice, ghee , oil and spices.
b) Mutton, beef poultry eggs and fish.
c) Cold drinks, milk shakes, juices and milk.
D) Medicines, fertilizer and insecticide.
e) Cloth, readymade garments, shoes, handbags and purses.
f) Books, stationary and watches.
g) Furniture.friges frezires, air condictioners and computers.
h)utensils and crockery, makeup items and paints.
i) Electrical appliances wires and sanitary material.
j) Cycles motor cycles, cars and tractors.
2) In latest super stores, the following services of international stand red would be provided to people.
A) hotel and restaurants. Parks, play land, gymnasium and swimming tanks.
b) Petrol pumps, gas station service station and car repairing

Mr. Barack Obama you are not only the Leader of America, you are Great
Leader of the World. In this connection I am waiting for your Email
response, dated 2.10.2009.
Please Confirm.
Thank you, God blesses you and God bless America.
Agha Dilbar (founder)
International Revolution Movement
64-neelum block ait Lahore (Pakistan)
Phone: 0092427830084
Cell 03224628349
Email aghadilbar4@gmail.com
Website http://aghadilbar.webs.com/
(See 800 pictures of Obama in Photo Gallery)

This Open Letter has been sent Nine Lak (900000) to International
Community for the welfare of Humanity till today. I Agha Dilbar
authorize Newspapers, Magazines, Internet to publish and Radio, T.V.
Channels to broadcast this letter all round the World .
I Agha Dilbar challenge with 100% trust that own result of my meeting
with Barack Obama war on terror and suicide attacks in PAKISTAN,
AFGHANISTAN ,IRAQ And all over the WORLD could be put to an end and
due to this great success Barack Obama would be able to rule the
America till 2016. And on my return of my official visit from America
the world will be set on the way of implementing the CHANGE WE NEED.
Live with Dignity and Die with Grace.
It has been extraordinary to read and hear, some of the things I did
my decision alone by the voice of God, who called me in my heart.
Mystery of success to rule the World
Peace through friendship progress and prosperity.
With greetings and best wishes.
Thanks
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