And I'm not the only one.
It seems there's a whole slew of people out there coming up with their own Jersey Shore nickname. All the jibber-jabbering about fist pumping, tanning, getting drunk and fighting is good business for the show, which evidently is sending its "stars" out on the talk-show circuit.
Here is The Situation and Snooki hanging out with Conan last night. Spoiler alert: Conan was absolutely enthralled with The Situation.
So, this is where we are at as a society.
Drink it in, people.