Last year, he hit a Florence, Kentucky Best Buy to stock up on all the electronics his hipster glasses-wearing self desired.
This morning, he's at it again. This time with a Snuggie.
Here he is extolling the virtues of a $5 wearable blanket. The Snuggie people must love the ringing endorsement from No. 85.
So far, he claims to have visited a dollar store, Best Buy and Value City Furniture -- and has photographic proof for all.
You can follow his adventures here.