OK, maybe we don't have either of those.
Extremely curious readers may want to check out these slightly NSFW pictures and this YouTube masterpiece. Again, your choice, not mine.
The de-pantsing happened on the Bears' ill-fated final drive -- the one that ended with a very fitting Jay Cutler interception -- and it caused an immediate ruckus on Twitter.
Did you guys notice it or not?
Either way, it was just an all-around embarrassing night for Hester and Co., who fell to 4-6 and saw any playoff hopes go as far south as the speedy wide-out's pants.