Congratulations on your new acquisitions, Indianapolis. Don't get me wrong, you're a fine city with a wonderfully designed street layout and a rich tradition of milk-themed celebrations. But, with today's announcement that the Colts will sign wide receiver Hank Baskett and his more famous wife Kendra Wilkinson (by extension), it would appear that the Midwest is about to get an E! makeover.
I can almost hear the shouts of joy emanating from the heart of the Hoosier state from here.
Hugh Hefner's former girlfriend weighed in on the personnel move with People magazine, where all good reporters get their NFL news.
"This is a great opportunity for Hank to be playing for the Colts. Peyton Manning is one of the best - if not the best - quarterbacks in the league, and I'm excited to see my baby kick some a--!" she says, adding: "So proud of Hank for staying strong and positive."The couple married in June and are expecting their first baby on Christmas day.
If you're going to switch teams, might as well go to the best!
Awesome they are coming to indy!! A great addition to the Indianapolis Colts and I can't wait to get his jersey! Also Indy has the Best childrens hospital ever!!!
Glad to see Hank go to the Colts. What will be his number? Sky