Then he was warned by Albert Pujols that he'd better not bounce the first pitch.
And now the talk about President Barack Obama's All-Star game appearance has turned to his unfortunate choice in the cut of his ... jeans.
Some are calling them dad jeans, some are calling them mom jeans. Either way, at least we're not being forced to consume real news here.
What's that, you say? CNN has deemed it real news? Roll tape: