Well, the producers of Entourage are going to address your needs by allowing the newly married quarterback to star in an episode of the show next season.
"The handsome football star is set to appear on the next season of HBO's Entourage, which will film next week in Los Angeles.
"He will be playing himself at a celebrity golf tournament," a HBO publicist tells E! News.
Presumably, Adrian Grenier's Vinnie Chase will also be participating in the tournament, but no word as to whether the New England Patriot will share screen time with Mr. Mercury Jeremy Piven's Ari Gold.
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