Let Ernie Banks officiate our marriage at Wrigley Field.
Seriously, he wants to do just that.
Our own Michael Sneed had this scoop in her Sunday column:
"Legendary Cubbie Ernie Banks was being very foxy loxy while huddling at Harry Caray's eatery last week with former White Sox slugger Ron Kittle, who has a license to marry people. The kicker: Banks wanted to know how to get certified -- so he could perform wedding ceremonies at Wrigley Field!"
Between all of the Oscar coverage and Bartolo Colon photos, we missed it until now. But, better late than never.
Interested parties should identify themselves in the comments section. And, Kevin would like to add, share your ideas on what the term "foxy loxy" means in this context.