Here's something you're never ready to hear: Speed and turning-left enthusiast Jeff Burton will take his fast-paced lifestyle to the set of "General Hospital."

The NASCAR racer will be playing himself and "talk racing" in an upcoming episode of the soap opera. Burton's previous television experience includes a one-episode cameo on "One Tree Hill."

Maybe I'm completely missing something here, but these two programs aren't that come to mind when I think NASCAR.

In fact, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that neither Chad Michael Murray or Anthony Geary is in a fantasy NASCAR league.

So which show should Burton be going on?

Nothing says NASCAR like 'General Hospital'    (The Sporting News)