Noted MC Chris Llewellyn subdues man threatening to bomb an airplane. Certainly won't hurt his career. (MTV)

Baltimore mayor Sheila Dixon busted for shopping around with other people's money. She should probably move to Illinois. (International Herald Tribune)

As first reported here, Tim Tebow may actually be more than human. (Tebowisms)

Best story of 2009 thus far: Texas death row inmate gouges out eye, eats it. (AP)

Introducing mantyhose -- pantyhose for men. (National Post)