Terrell Owens, who we hope (for the pure entertainment value) will someday become a Bear, is joining the elite ranks of Ray J, Flava Flav and Bret Michaels with his own VH1 reality show.
According to an ESPN.com report, "T.O.'s best friends and publicists -- Monique Jackson and Kita Williams -- will help him re-examine his personal life. The two will work as 'matchmakers and therapists' for Owens."
Matchmakers? T.O. needs matchmakers? If one of the most dominant NFL receivers in recent years needs matchmakers, I posit there is no hope for the rest of us who don't wear numbers on our work clothes.
Though the series has yet to begin filming, a tearful preview of the show does exist on Youtube:
The series is currently untitled ... any suggestions, folks?
Perhaps "Catching T.O. (and how to get rid of it once you've contracted it)."
VH1 orders Terrell Owens series [Hollywood Reporter]
Terrell Owens gets own reality show [Dallas Morning News]