It's Gatorade, my friends. If you're like me and you only watch television anymore with a computer in your lap, chances are you googled "G bowl commercial" like me because you were confused as to why you weren't being explicitly told what product you should want.

I was hoping it would be something new and exciting. Now I just feel hoodwinked.

I miss the days when Gatorade commercials were in-your-face conspicuous and downright catchy: