Some late afternoon links to mull over while you lament the lack of healthy options in the employee break room vending machines.

Jason Giambi is back with the Oakland A's. Feels like 1999 all over again. (NY Post)

Meet Crystal Harris, another notch in Hugh Hefner's bedpost. What's a 60-year age difference mean, anyway? (Huffington Post)

Patricia Arquette files for divorce from Thomas Jane. Great news for Lindsey Bluth. (AP)

Boy, 6, misses bus, takes car, crashes in Virginia. (Sun-Times)

Complete lingerie football league photo guide. I'll allow it. (Co-ed Magazine)