You know the drill. Cue the video of the squirrel water-skiing and have the weatherman make some sort of punny comment. You see it every night on your local news.
They'd all go crazy for this little fluff piece.
A 9-year-old Colorado boy has somehow gotten his book of dating tips published. "How to Talk to Girls," by Alec Greven contains all the insight this kid has gleaned in his life.
People are actually going to buy this book. I'm too troubled to even finish this post.
This video will answer your questions.
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