Getting hammered and recklessly driving a zamboni is not one of them.
From Winnipeg Sun:
"A 34-year-old woman from Kingsville, Ont., has been charged with impaired driving -- on a Zamboni.
Provincial police say an off-duty officer spotted the woman driving erratically on the ice resurfacer at Kingsville Arena on Thursday night.
The driver was missing major spots on the ice and bumping into the boards.
At one point, police allege the woman stopped the Zamboni and slumped over the steering wheel.
Police say they found a bottle of vodka on the woman, whose name was not released.