Usain Bolt is much, much faster than you could ever dream of being

Usain Bolt, Jamaican sprinter and being-faster-than-anyone-in-history enthusiast, is truly electric.

Yesterday, the three-time gold medalist registered a 9.77 in the 100 meters after nearly falling out of the blocks. I'm certainly no Grantland Rice, so let's just let the videotape do the talking.