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Green Bay mom allegedly used daughter's ID to be cheerleader

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I can't say that I saw "Bring It On" or the subsequent sequels, but I doubt they are as interesting as the story coming out of Green Bay this evening.

Apparently, 33-year-old Wendy Brown really wanted to be a high school cheerleader. And although I never saw "Never Been Kissed", I doubt Josie Geller stooped to the level of stealing her daughter's ID to fulfill her dreams.

"'The defendant stated she wanted to get her high school degree and be a cheerleader because she had no childhood and was trying to regain a part of her life she missed,'' according to the complaint.

She allegedly attended cheerleading practices before school started, received a cheerleader's locker and went to a pool party at the cheerleading coach's house.

A high school employee, Kim Demeny, told authorities that the woman, posing at the teen, seemed very timid, told her she was not good in math and even cried when she talked about moving from Pahrump Valley High School in Pahrump, Nev. Demeny said she looked older than a student, but he believed her demeanor was consistent with that of a high school girl.

A school liaison officer started investigating Monday after Brown only showed up for the first day of classes last week, the complaint said.

Proof positive that the good people of Green Bay are still searching for meaning in their lives in a scary post-Brett Favre world.

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Very clever Kyle! I'll bet that there are waaaaay more whack jobs in Chicago. Good luck to the Bears this year!

YOU SIMPLY HAVE TO LOVE THIS WOMAN FOR TRYING TO GO BACK AND GET HER DIPLOMA AND BE A CHEERLEADER AGAIN. I SIMPLY CAN NOT SEE TRYING TO PROSECUTE HER FOR ANY CRIMINAL CHARGES, ESPECIALLY WITH THE DEVIATES WE HAVE OUT THERE GETTING SUSPENDED SENTECES AND SLAPS ON THE WRISTS. YES SHE SHOULD HAVE TO PAY FOR THE CHEER LEADER UNIFORM BUT THAT IS IS GIVE HER A HIGH FIVE FOR EFFORT AND LET HER GO!!!!!

to Micheal,
If a 33 year old man did this he would be behind bars so fast it would make your head spin and probably be listed as a sex offender no matter what reason he gave.If she wanted her diploma so bad she could have gone to night school and got it.She STOLE her daughters identity and she has a history of identity theft.What was her daughter doing not going to school?You want to give her an A for effort?

That's alright with me lawdy cheesehead mama! Power to the cheesehead mama's baby!

This is another of the crazy stories that after reading you just have to scratch your head and say "What was she thinking". Does this person have a drug problem or mental issues. I hope she gets some real help. The person I feel the most sorry for is the daughter. I hope the mother gets her head on straight.

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