Michael Phelps controls space and time

I've gone on record about two things in the past week or so. The first is that I have an old-fashioned Norman Rockwell man-crush on Michael Phelps. The other is that I have a far less noble jones for Aussie swimming sensation Stephanie Rice. But, as Seinfeld teaches us, things get weird when two worlds collide.

Or when the two swimmers were seen ca noodling like they were at Cady Heron's party in Mean Girls.

"Phelps, fresh from shattering Mark Spitz's 36-year-old record, was spotted Monday night in a hot make-out session with Down Under swimmer Stephanie Rice, a source tells The Post's Clemente Lisi and Luke Dennehy. The pumped-up pair clinched and swapped spit at a celebratory bash outside the Olympic Village."

It's good to be America's golden boy.