Week in WTF?!

By which we mean, of course, "Wow, that's fascinating!" Because during the last few days -- Wednesday, Thursday, Friday -- what tom-foolery has taken place out on the Interwebs. Here's a look at the things that have caused us to say, "Whee! That's funny!"

The feline 'David at the Dentist'

I'd like to see them make an inspirational poster of this cat coming out of anesthesia. A lot more people could probably relate to this feline than that lame "Hang in there" kitty.

This is allegedly the alleged woman that the Governator had an alleged lovechild with, allegedly

Several media outlets have identified Mildred Patricia Baena, a longtime housekeeper for Arnold Schwarzenegger's family who retired last year, as the mother of Arnold's out-of-wedlock child.In the words of a coworker who shall remain anonymous, "Maybe she's funny?"

Newt Gingrich gets glittered

Hmm this whole incident is just awkward. The music, the glitter, the guy throwing the glitter, Newt Gingrich, the "Bless you" comment -- these all seem like the premise for a great SNL skit. If it was, Bill Hader's Stefon character should totally be the glitter throwing guy.

Diet Coke and Mentos FAIL

Ouch, that had to hurt. But they kind of deserved it - who still does the Coke and Mentos trick anymore? It's soo 2003.

Yum, free shoe shine!

A man licks his shoes clean while riding the New York subway. There's no way that is sanitary.

Evan Longoria saves reporter by catching ball with bare hand

And he does it all in the name of Gillette. I was a little disappointed to find out that this was a commercial but I was even more disappointed when I found out it wasn't Eva Longoria.