Newspapers cater to remaining readers
This means the Washington Post is now printed on pancakes and delivered with a side of bacon, the Chicago Tribune has switched to an all Beyonce photos and coupons format and, just breaking, every edition of the Sun-Times will now come with a free iPad and a pony. Because our readers are just that awesome.
Pole Dancing for Jesus
"Praise the lord!" Said these girls boyfriends and absolutely no one else when they heard the news.
It gets worse!
Just when you thought Rebecca Black and her song "Friday" could not possibly get more annoying, Camp Cho-Yeh brings us their even worse parody of the already unbearable song. Make it stop, please!
But wait, there's more!
Rebecca Black will never live "Friday" down. And apparently neither will we. Here's a bad lip reader's interpretation of the song.
If Lady Gaga went through a time machine this would be what came out.
This video is obviously fake. Those light sabers would totally cut through that ball if it were real. Duh.